meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

floozys:

be like cat paws

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very nice, very soft, very squishy, 

but when threatened?

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CLAWS

quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

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